- Love everyone unconditionally, but love best the one who loves you the most.
- Eat, play, sleep, chase whatever catches your eye.
- Rodents keep you on your toes.
- Learn a few tricks to amuse the folks.
- Smiling makes your face light up.
- When your buddy draws blood, carry on.
- At some point you have to stop licking your wounds and go out and play as if you had none.
- Above all, listen to your master…
- And there will always be food in the bowl, a place to sleep, and something to chase.
- When the master comes home, break out the party dance!
The Agony of Victory 